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This is a problem the writers of the Simpsons have had to deal with - the Simpsons are late 80s, early 90s poor. They have two clunker cars, they live in a house that’s old-fashioned and has crappy furniture because they can’t afford to redecorate. Their TV is ancient. Their neighbors have visibly better stuff than they do, and when they shop they have to buy the bargain brands.
But their lifestyle now seems wildly out of reach to most modern kids! They have two cars! A big three bedroom house! Only one of the parents has to work! They have 3 whole children who they can afford to feed and clothe on a single income! It’s an impossible dream life for most people today.
“But capitalism self regulates”
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Furniture for Asian people living in tiny apartments in hugely overcrowded cities.
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New wave of piracy
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Need everyone to experience this video with me.
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‘viva la death’ boots by into into
Hello Melissa. I’d like to play a game. You were blessed with the most beautiful, perfect toes. You know you do because you showed them on every one of your twitch streams. Yet you saw fit to ban me from your chat when I said “put those piggies in my mouth and I’ll squeal.”
You seek to shame those who appreciate your gifts, so I will take them away. I have attached a device to each of your feet. The gears inside will slowly push the blade down. Before you is a computer. You have 10 minutes to unban JohnKramer-HogTamer. For each minute that passes, you will lose a toe. And I will gain one.
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“nonbinary people are just confused” YOURE DAMN RIGHT IM CONFUSED. I DONT EVEN KNOW WHATS GOING ON ANYMORE. WHO THE FUCK IS THIS XEHANORT GUY AND WHY ARE THERE FOUR OF HIM
i hate this series
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i dragged my dad into a spirit halloween the other day, and as we’re walking out, he turns to me and says “i think i get it now. halloween is gay christmas”
he does get it
OP’s tags, for those of you who missed them:
Jack Skellington ass family
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I’m back with another crack meme, let’s see how well this one does
If it does as well as my New Yorker Post then I’ll make a navigation list for the memes :D
Bonus:
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The Cabin In The Woods (2011)
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Source: Sacramento History Museum
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passenger princess playing with her fidget toy
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